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   Spending Christmas in a little town called Red Bud. I'm sure it will be a fine holiday experience.

   if I tell Santa what I want for Christmas, then I will definately be on the naughty list...

   Girls just wanna have fun? Yeah right, just try and not get her a Christmas present and see where that gets ya.

   After I get Christmas bought, I will be so broke that come New Years I'm gonna have to party like it's $19.99

   i like to say a BIG HAPPY CHRISTMAS to the person who dropped money on the floor today.thank you

   thinks Santa should send all the naughty people Justin Bieber CDs instead of coal for Christmans

   I'm sending my friends Justin Beiber CDs because fruitcake is a traditional Christmas gift.

   Santa is too real! I saw him outside the liquor store last night and he smells of Bourbon and Marlboros.

   Fricken spellcheck. Looks like Santa will be bringing me a nice piece of glass this year.

   I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping. I took my girlfriend into 8 different pubs without a drink, and then went back into the first one and bought a pint.

   All I want for Christmas is a Komodo Dragon named Pookie.

   Christmas shopping is a pain in the cash.

   I asked my daughter to make a list of things she wants from Santa, and her reply was "I don't need to make Santa a wish list, daddy. He's been watching me all year...he knows what I want!" I'm &#%ked.

   My Dad asked me what I wanted for Xmas tonight. I told him a gift certificate from Adam and Eve so I could get that swing set. He said he thought the kids were a bit old for it but he said he would look it up online. Boy is he in for a surprise.....

   I'm so broke after Christmas shopping this New Year's I'm gonna party like it's $19.99.

   Just signed all my Facebook friends up for free samples of Astroglide. Happy Holidays!

   Xmas is derived from a mixture of Greek and English. Greeks used X as the symbol for Chi, Christo or Xristo. X is the Greek symbol for Christ. In early Christian times, X was used as the symbol for Christ himself.

   For those who are upset when they see the word Xmas, just know that the Old English word (12th Century) for Christmas begins with X. The Greek word for Christ (which the English word derives) begins with the Greek letter "chi", or X. So its use is proper

   Am I being picky when I say "Please leave 'Christ' in Christmas"? I know it's a little thing, but, by writing 'X-mas' it seems to me that we are taking out the whole reason we even celebrate this holiday just to save a few key strokes . Just my opinion of

   I'll be 127.0.0.1 for Christmas