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X says I wanna take a wiffle ball bat into malls during Christmas shopping for those idiots that just stop suddenly in the middle of the walking area. That humming thump noise while I crack it across the back of their heads would bring joy to my holiday season
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←Rate | 12-21-2010 11:27 by Stragen | Tags: Approved

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Stupid people need to be hit!
Tuesday December 21, 2010 @ 03:21 PM

Forget the wiffle ball bat, got for the good ole hickory bat, you'll get more enjoyment!

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