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X says He came hopping out of nowhere... I nearly spilled my beer, while I was driving along texting with the radio cranked up. Suddenly, I seen a flash of gray followed up with a "thump-thump!" Anyway Happy Easter! Sorry if you didn't get anything, my bad.
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←Rate | 03-27-2016 09:20 by MDS

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JW
Sunday March 27, 2016 @ 03:20 PM

You didn't "seen a flash," you saw it you moron!

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