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If you don't love me at my worst, good call. I wouldn't put up with me either.
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10-01-2012 07:41 by Baddie
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I love it when a beautiful woman is also intelligent. Makes spanking her ass bright red that much more rewarding for both of us.
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10-01-2012 05:02
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Love is when she throats you so deep she throws up on you, composes herself, then keeps going. She only regrets she had to stop for a moment.
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10-01-2012 05:02
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Finished watching The Little Mermaid with my daughter. I believe it taught us all a valuable lesson. Men will fall in love with women if they can't talk.
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10-01-2012 05:01
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If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body....
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09-30-2012 17:15 by snotty
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I've decided I'm not going to have kids. I love babies, but I'm just not ready for the commitment of uploading that many photos to Facebook.

Her: I think it's over. Even after we made love last night he showed no emotion and just rolled over and went to sleep. Him: I hate it when my team loses. Oh well, I least I got some pu$$y!
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09-29-2012 15:42
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I promise to love you for better or until things get worse.
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09-29-2012 14:56 by JMartin
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Me: Tell me about yourself. Her: Well, I love to laugh! Me: Wow, how unique! Next…
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09-28-2012 11:56
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When I am in love, I'm like a bird soaring through the sky straight into a window.
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09-28-2012 06:02
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Coffee makes the world go round; love only populates it!
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09-27-2012 02:49 by Czovczov
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''If he doesn't hit you, he doesn't love you.'' - Rihanna
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09-26-2012 23:54
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Women always say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonald's outfit no one will even talk to me
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09-26-2012 17:13
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You know that song... You give love a bad name...Pretty sure that was meant for me.

Only those who dare to fall in love will grow a lot wiser.
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09-25-2012 09:54 by BEGO
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I know you love me baby. I know. Which is why I got this restraining order on your ass.
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09-25-2012 02:24
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Oh, let's play that love game where you ignore me constantly and it kills me inside, then I start ignoring you too and it gets your attention!

X is I'm a good boyfriend..I always talk to her, play with her, touch her buttons...I definitely turn her on... I love you Xbox.
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09-23-2012 20:05
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Unsure what love is, but my ex girlfriend thought going through my phone had something to do with it.
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09-23-2012 14:24
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Chicken pot pie.... the three things I love the most
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09-21-2012 21:43
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