love Funny Status Messages

   Writing your girl a love poem is a little less special when she helps you spell some of the words.

   If we're side by side in bed and I can't keep my eyes off you, it means I'm really in love, or I'm gonna' slit your throat while you sleep.

   The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart.

   THERE'S A TECHNIQUE IN LOVE: We follow the rule "Love one another" and if doesn't work, just swap the last two words, "Love another one"....

   I would love to be a fly on the wall at this restaurant because it looks like the flies are having some kind of party on the wall!

   I'm beginning to think that "love" really doesn't mean much to tennis players...

   Ain't no worse feeling than someone you love thinking and believing you did something you didn't even do.

   Let's fall in love with each other but end up marrying other people.

   My new GF: "Wow, look at all this beer you have in your fridge. You must love to drink." Me: "No, I just hate to run out of beer."

   Some girls seem to think that LOVE stands for Legs Open Very Easy!

   I wish I loved anything as much as drunk girls love taking pictures.

   Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.

   I wrote you this love poem: Here, just take my credit card.

   I bought a pair of "Meatloaf" underwear today..on the front it says "I would do anything for Love" and on the back it says "But I wont do that"

   You'll know it's real if I still love you when I'm sober!

   Don't try and fix me, just love me dammit!

   If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.

   Tell me you love me. Then get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and let me play my video games so I know it's real

   "So You Think You Can Tickle A Polar Bear" is a show that I would love to watch.

   Sometimes I screw up intentionally just so I can say, “You were right dear” B itches love hearing “You were right dear”