love Funny Status Messages

   success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

   If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk

   Someone asked me how much love was worth and I couldn't answer because alimony is calculated differently in each state.

   Writing your girl a love poem is a little less special when she helps you spell some of the words.

   If we're side by side in bed and I can't keep my eyes off you, it means I'm really in love, or I'm gonna' slit your throat while you sleep.

   The best kind of love is experienced when the person who touches your ass also touches your heart.

   THERE'S A TECHNIQUE IN LOVE: We follow the rule "Love one another" and if doesn't work, just swap the last two words, "Love another one"....

   I would love to be a fly on the wall at this restaurant because it looks like the flies are having some kind of party on the wall!

   I'm beginning to think that "love" really doesn't mean much to tennis players...

   Ain't no worse feeling than someone you love thinking and believing you did something you didn't even do.

   Let's fall in love with each other but end up marrying other people.

   My new GF: "Wow, look at all this beer you have in your fridge. You must love to drink." Me: "No, I just hate to run out of beer."

   Some girls seem to think that LOVE stands for Legs Open Very Easy!

   I wish I loved anything as much as drunk girls love taking pictures.

   Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays.

   I wrote you this love poem: Here, just take my credit card.

   I bought a pair of "Meatloaf" underwear today..on the front it says "I would do anything for Love" and on the back it says "But I wont do that"

   You'll know it's real if I still love you when I'm sober!

   Don't try and fix me, just love me dammit!

   If your girlfriend is not a Psycho then she isn't in love.