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I hate spelling errors. . You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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09-03-2018 09:31
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I'm going ghost hunting. If you don't hear from me again... Try contacting me through EVP.
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09-02-2018 22:40
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Ain't it funny how the night moves When you just don't seem to have as much to lose Strange how the night moves With autumn closing in....
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09-02-2018 20:35
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It's September...if you're Birthday is this month your parents started the new year with a bang...
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09-02-2018 10:01
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You know she is single AF when all she posts is selfies.
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09-01-2018 08:56
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You can learn a lot about a person by collecting hair from their hairbrush and giving it to a voodoo priestess
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09-01-2018 07:02
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I'm an artistic representation of beautiful intentions and horrible decisions.
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09-01-2018 06:52
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If you get a full 8 hours of sleep do you die?
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09-01-2018 06:31
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I just cleaned my house by turning off the lights.
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09-01-2018 06:13 by
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Picking your nose doesn't make you a bad person, but what you do with the booger will define you.
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09-01-2018 04:46 by
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My bucket list..... 1. Bucket 2. Ice 3. 6pk beer.
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08-31-2018 22:15 by
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ive been seeing this girl in my building for about 2 weeks,but its over now she caught me and threatened to call the cops.
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08-31-2018 21:36
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"The worst fault that people have is telling other people theirs."
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08-31-2018 21:03
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No I am not childish. You are just a doodoo head!
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08-31-2018 19:23 by
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Yaaay! Sam Patten has joined Mueller's side. Welcome to the club, Sam!
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08-31-2018 15:36
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Brace yourself for pumpkin his and pumpkin that bull$hit
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08-31-2018 15:15
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"Just because she weighed as much as 2 people, that doesn't mean you had a threesome."
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08-31-2018 12:58 by
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Remember: Every single frozen corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy, my friends.
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08-31-2018 09:52
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I was feeling tough and manly until I realized the spider was on the inside of the window.
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08-31-2018 08:16 by
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Charity should be anonymous. That is why I donate to strippers going to college, they have NO clue who I am.
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08-30-2018 19:14
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