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   messageicon For a song called " piano man" dude with the harmonica won't shut the hell up
←Rate | 03-23-2019 20:54 by Mas Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thou Shalt Not Contact People From Your Distant Past While Intoxicated
←Rate | 09-11-2011 17:32 by mas Comments (0)  

   messageicon Give up carbs?? Over my bread body!!
←Rate | 03-28-2019 06:52 by Mas Comments (0)  

   messageicon We are 3 months into 2019 and it's still January
←Rate | 01-28-2019 05:52 by Mas Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someone on my fb just posted they had just backed synonym buns. I replied, you mean the ones grammar use to make? Now I'm blocked
←Rate | 01-10-2019 09:40 by Mas Comments (0)  

   messageicon Definition of "irony" getting pregnant on a pull-out couch
←Rate | 09-16-2013 11:35 by Mas Comments (0)  

   messageicon 18 school shootings since Jan. the same generation that eats laundry detergent...and you wanna say we have a gun problem.
←Rate | 02-16-2018 11:12 by Mas Comments (3)  

   messageicon not watching jersey shores!!!!!!
←Rate | 08-28-2011 19:48 by mas Comments (0)  

   messageicon girl its your booty..not your beauty!!!!
←Rate | 08-28-2011 19:30 by mas Comments (0)  


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