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   messageicon My grandfather use to say "Don't believe everything you hear." which was good advice...... Or was it ?
←Rate | 12-14-2018 04:12 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thankful saturday: The saturday after Thanksgiving when all your relatives have finally gone back home.
←Rate | 11-25-2018 16:44 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know winter has started when my neighbor returns my rake, and borrows my snow shovel .
←Rate | 12-05-2018 14:50 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The penalty for bigamy is having two mother in-laws.
←Rate | 02-05-2019 16:03 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician..... It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.
←Rate | 12-17-2018 01:49 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three things I'm grateful for, 1. Family 2. Friends 3. Caller ID to advoid family and friends.
←Rate | 12-14-2018 04:19 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
←Rate | 12-16-2018 05:24 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between curry and a candle. A candle only burns at one end.
←Rate | 12-20-2018 06:11 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm determind to stay out of debt this new year. Even if I have to borrow the money to do so.
←Rate | 12-29-2018 00:59 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long do you have to be ignorant before you start experiencing bliss ?
←Rate | 01-11-2019 04:36 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went for a check up, everything was normal, except the doctor stuck is finger up my butt...... I need to get a new dentist.
←Rate | 01-04-2019 14:25 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to smuggle drugs across the border is to place them up a dogs butt. That way when the drug sniffing dog investigates, the officer will think that the dog is just being friendly.
←Rate | 01-04-2019 15:09 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I started a support group for men with erectile dysfuntion. It was a flop and nobody came.
←Rate | 01-11-2019 04:33 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon The older I get, the more sense it makes to have a TV in the bathroom.
←Rate | 11-25-2018 16:47 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss just appointed me as his sex adviser. He said " When I want your fu*king advice, I'll ask for it."
←Rate | 01-28-2019 18:20 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon In this cold weather, it's hard to give people the finger when you're wearing mittens.
←Rate | 01-25-2019 17:33 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon it OK to cut in front of someone wearing all Camouflage?
←Rate | 06-14-2019 18:21 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer bottle: "Break me and you get one year bad luck." Mirror: "Are you kidding, break me you get seven years bad luck." Condom: Ha ha ha, and walks away.
←Rate | 02-20-2019 13:38 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon My noise reduction feature on my new hearing aid dosen't work..... I can still hear my wife yapping.
←Rate | 03-19-2019 20:46 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't failed, I just found several ways it won't work.
←Rate | 01-02-2019 06:34 by Joker Comments (1)  




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