Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Happy Easter!!! Remember that laying on your back screeming OH GOD is not a substitue for going to church Sunday
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04-03-2010 00:08
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obviously sitting here staring at my computer screen waiting for a notification to suddenly pop up so I can have a moment of excitement.....i need a life!!!
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04-02-2010 22:45
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Some of us have to learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
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04-02-2010 22:29
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wtf why does everyone on facebook think there models?
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04-02-2010 21:39 by David
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Women want a fairytale romance. Men Just want a happy ending...
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04-02-2010 21:29
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I'd take your message of social upheaval much more seriously if your "Anarchy" patch hadn't been purchased at Hot Topic.
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04-02-2010 21:29
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Remembers how much better nostalgia used to be.
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04-02-2010 21:28
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I finally organized my clutter desktop. now I have everything in one tidy folder-labled "Desktop".
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04-02-2010 21:22
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I can't find my "Where's Waldo" book. Looks like he's won before we even started.
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04-02-2010 21:17
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They say every cigarette you smoke takes 7 minutes off your life. I have now officially removed the adult-diaper years...
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04-02-2010 20:29
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I've heard Drug Addiction, Smoke Addiction, Alcohol Addiction, Gamble Addiction... but TECHNOLOGY Addiction, now that's new!
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04-02-2010 18:45 by Joe
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survived April Fools Day without being pranked, however there was a baby on my doorstep this morning, but i'm pretty sure thats unrelated.
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04-02-2010 18:22
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-- I've just invented a wireless, battery-free, hand operated hair-dryer.....I'm calling it a 'Towel'. .....
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04-02-2010 17:56 by Y.P
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feeling sofa king great today!!!!!
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04-02-2010 17:13
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I never realized how much I cuss until I had to add all those 4 letter words to my phones dictionary. I am not ducking crazy, piece of shirt !
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04-02-2010 16:16 by S.Jones
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did my taxes yesterday.. seemed like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the Government
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04-02-2010 16:06 by JD Power
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just because I rock doesnt mean I'm made of stone
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04-02-2010 15:59 by Maykil
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This is not the greatest status message in the world. No this is just a tribute!

..thinks a toaster should give some sort of an indication when it's going to pop instead of scaring the crap out of me when it does!!

ahh young love.Full of promise,full of hope.Ignorant of reality.Not all guys can turn into vampires n watch you sleep at night..am jus sayin.
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04-02-2010 13:48 by Abel254
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