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X ..thinks a toaster should give some sort of an indication when it's going to pop instead of scaring the crap out of me when it does!!
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←Rate | 04-02-2010 13:49 by lemonpillow | Tags: Approved

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Marymc
Monday April 5, 2010 @ 03:35 PM

We don't get Curly Wurly's in the US either. That's why I have them shipped in by the carton.

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