Friday Funny Status Messages

   There's a Black Friday sale at my house, pants are 100% off

   Black Friday: Because it's supposed to look like a riot

   Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.

   Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right

   Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!

   I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson

   Black Friday is the American version of running with the bulls

   Am I the only one hoping that grand jury decision in Ferguson Missouri lines up with my black Friday shopping plans?

   Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.

   It's only October 17th and I'm already sick of seeing anything regarding black friday .. seriously people have you no respect?? its african-american friday, dammit!

   Possible "Breaking Amish" sequels:.. #1:Friday Night Without Lights... #2:That 1870's Show... #3:The Big Barn Theory...#4:Not-Modern Family

   Maybe I'm just lazy or unimaginative or something, but if I had a time machine I'd probably just go forward to Friday to get this week over with.

   Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."

   SILF - Sorry Liver Its Friday

   Anywhere in the word that is UTC-5 or less will get a full moon on Friday, Sept. 13 2019. So the next one isn't 2049..... Just sayin...

   Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas.

   Yes today is the first full moon on a Friday the 13th in 14 years. The next will be October 13, 2049...blah blah blah #STFU

   October 13, 2000 was the last full moon on Friday the 13th. The next will be October 13, 2049. Check your facts SULLY.

   The weekend is the reason I work Monday-Friday.

   Transformation Tuesday! Throwback Thursday! Flashback Friday! Never underestimate a woman's ability to find a reason to post a selfie.