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Take it easy this Black Friday, (try not to trample anyone to death) because it isn't supposed to look like a riot you idiots... Shop online like a real modern American! 
Orange is the new Black, so....Have a great Orange Friday
Black Friday shopping is unnecessary when you already did your shopping on looters Tuesday.
BLACK FRIDAY, when people trample others for cheap goods mere hours after being thankful for what they already have
There's a Black Friday sale at my house, pants are 100% off
Black Friday: Because it's supposed to look like a riot
Thinking of Black Friday shopping in Ferguson this year. Heard you can grab some really good deals.
Why wait for Black Friday, when you can shop brown Monday right
Fergison Mo. BLACK FRIDAY GHETTO STYLE!!!!
I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson
Black Friday is the American version of running with the bulls
Am I the only one hoping that grand jury decision in Ferguson Missouri lines up with my black Friday shopping plans?
Ferguson is going to kick off their black Friday shopping events with the Darren Wilson verdict.
It's only October 17th and I'm already sick of seeing anything regarding black friday .. seriously people have you no respect?? its african-american friday, dammit!
Possible "Breaking Amish" sequels:.. #1:Friday Night Without Lights... #2:That 1870's Show... #3:The Big Barn Theory...#4:Not-Modern Family
Maybe I'm just lazy or unimaginative or something, but if I had a time machine I'd probably just go forward to Friday to get this week over with.
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."
SILF - Sorry Liver Its Friday
Anywhere in the word that is UTC-5 or less will get a full moon on Friday, Sept. 13 2019. So the next one isn't 2049..... Just sayin...
Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay to fill it up with gas. [Search Results] [View All Messages]
