love Funny Status Messages

   Never ever give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.

   More people chose to be religious more from their fear of hell than their love of their faith.

   my ex downgraded and I upgraded.love it

   I love when you say something that is just dripping with sarcasm and people still can't figure it out.

   i love when my parents go away and leave me money for food.. little do they know I spend it on drugs and alcohol!

   Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch.

   My signature move is falling in love with people I can't have.

   If you can't be manipulated, you're not in love.

   I love tan lines... it's like God came down and high-lighted all the good parts... ;-)

   I believe in love at first sight, and love at last call.

   I sometimes eat pizza with a fork... Please love me anyway.

   Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends.

   I Love The Taste Of Water...Especially If It Has Barley,Yeast,Hops,and Sugar Added To It and Left In A Little Dark Brown Bottle In A Cool Celler For A Few Months.

   I love blank papers. They are so innocent.

   I love the taste of water, especially frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by vodka.

   There's nothing worse than not getting the right amount of love from strangers on the internet.

   I've never been that "Super Thug gangsta, keep going to jail type of black guy" I'm more of a "keep a steady job, continue college, love God and my country type of black guy" regardless I still love fried chicken and watermelon.. keep it real my friends

   Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you. I got you a Justin Bieber CD.

   Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket

   I've always been told to dress for the job you want. I love my cape