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Brazil Play KAKA .. Ah bet Brazilians fans are real MELO now
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07-02-2010 18:05
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Dosnt Suffer From Insanity X Enjoy Every Minute Of It :))
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07-02-2010 18:02 by
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If Gluttony really is a sin, according to a recent poll, 67% of Americans are going straight to hell.
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07-02-2010 17:25 by
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To those who do not believe that war is the answer... Please enjoy your "Independence Day". Heck enjoy the whole weekend.
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07-02-2010 16:46 by
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What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.
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07-02-2010 16:23 by
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So how many other corpses did Prince Charming kiss before he finally woke Snow White from her death sleep?
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07-02-2010 15:52 by
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What is this world coming to?! Who names their little girl Justin? Mrs. Bieber you have some explaining to do!
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07-02-2010 15:52 by
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends
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07-02-2010 15:47 by
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'
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07-02-2010 15:41 by
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Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen.
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07-02-2010 15:41 by
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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
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07-02-2010 15:40 by
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Marriage is nature's way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.
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07-02-2010 15:38 by
Marshall the Great
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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
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07-02-2010 15:35 by
Marshall the Great
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This is no ordinary silly grin on my face, it's an educated one.
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07-02-2010 15:33 by
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Everybody starts out with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before the luck runs out.
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07-02-2010 15:32 by
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thinks there will be a lot of upset strippers tonight . . . Brazil lost
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07-02-2010 15:11 by
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2 fish swim into a concrete wall. 1 says to the other, "Dam!"
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07-02-2010 15:01 by
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Im 100% sure peter pan was an alcoholic
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07-02-2010 14:59 by
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You may be on Team Edward, however, I am on team Woden Stake, no hold still while I drive this through your heart
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07-02-2010 14:04
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I wonder if I mix rum with listerine if it will taste like a mojito?
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