Funny Status Messages

   If there was a tornado coming the first thing I'd do is update my status, If I'm not on here for awhile I'm not alive.... :P

   I swear, when one radio station is playing commercials, EVERY radio station is playing commercials.

   After a lightbulb burns out, I always have to shake it to make sure that it is truly, burned out, and that it is not playing some kind of lightbulb joke on me.

   If Lady Gaga and Prince had a kid, they should name him, "The Artist Formerly Known as Alejandro"....

   If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight..

   Im not addicted to fb, Its just you never get on...

   thinks whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana...

   I'm not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.

   lol at this persons profile http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

   The Cavaliers owner was overheard muttering to himself, "If I can't have LeBron, no one can."

   To aid in the demolition of his image, LeBron James said he was enlisting a "dream team of experts," including Tiger Woods, Jesse James, and BP CEO Tony Hayward

   Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert has been spotted driving to Miami wearing a so-called "astronaut diaper," eyewitnesses reported today

   Switched my GPS to the male voice. Got tired of it announcing turns after we'd passed them and telling me to stop and ask for direction

   if brain cells were made from dynamite, you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose!

   You can take all my instruments away for making music, but I will always have my heart that makes the beat. Music is always with you, its what you make of it.

   I had dinner with Cheech and Chong earlier. It was great! But those brownies we had for dessert tasted kind of strange.

   This just in... Lebron James chose Sunny D over the purple stuff!

   CNN reporting- Lebron James chose Kit-Kat over Snickers even though the snickers was said to be more satisfying...

   Can someone please check on Cleveland? I'm concerned because they've been in the bathroom a long time.

   The most tedious part of being an Afghani phone sex operator is describing what I'm wearing.