Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Submit a Status Message
Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Search Messages:
«Prev
«1
5227
5228
5229
5230
5231
5232
5233
5234
6446
Next»
Page: 5231 of 6446
used to be a deep-sea diver but I quit because I couldn't stand the pressure
6
16
←Rate |
02-17-2011 05:47 by
zool
Comments (
0
)
Censorship makes me sooo (bleeping) angry
5
11
←Rate |
02-17-2011 05:40 by
snagglepuss
Comments (
0
)
went to pizza hut and there was sign outside .It said "look out for the new Menu"... I walked in and it and it hit me in the back of the head
7
22
←Rate |
02-17-2011 05:32 by
congo jack
Comments (
0
)
Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!
46
16
←Rate |
02-17-2011 05:25 by
Seddy90
Comments (
0
)
1. Go to Google maps. 2. Go to 35 Sampsonia Way, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. 3. Click street view. 4. Turn the view around. 5. ??? 6. lol
13
46
←Rate |
02-17-2011 02:49 by
ptv
Comments (
2
)
What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
14
15
←Rate |
02-17-2011 02:49 by
Seddy90
Comments (
0
)
White Castle; because I like my chicken in the form of cheerio's
3
12
←Rate |
02-17-2011 02:20 by
ptv
Comments (
0
)
blah. with all this warm weather, the opportunities to write my name in cursive in the snow are disappearing.
7
8
←Rate |
02-17-2011 02:18 by
ptv
Comments (
0
)
A beautiful girl without a personality, is like a Lamborghini without an engine.
95
18
←Rate |
02-17-2011 01:44 by
@knicksplayer
Comments (
0
)
I don't understand the point of the Shake Weight; if you need weights, wouldn't you already jiggle enough???
7
7
←Rate |
02-17-2011 01:06
Comments (
0
)
Damn you advertise commercial that "Big Time Rush ft Snoop Dogg -Boy Friend" Imvoluntary stuck on repeat in my Head....!!!
2
7
←Rate |
02-17-2011 00:59 by
Seddy90
Comments (
0
)
when I was young I used to think cheerios was doughnut seeds.
31
17
←Rate |
02-17-2011 00:32
Comments (
0
)
We need a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings.like,"Well I'm bored let's go brush our teeth"!
61
19
←Rate |
02-17-2011 00:29 by
Mmz
Comments (
1
)
im gonna put a ringtone of a baby crying and put it in a case. Then when it rings I will start punching the bag saying shut up BI*CH!!
28
46
←Rate |
02-17-2011 00:28 by
@_TATTED_
Comments (
0
)
Standing outside on my front lawn with my pants down waiting for Google Earth to pass by and take a picture
14
41
←Rate |
02-16-2011 22:38
Comments (
0
)
I had a friend on Facebook who's status said "Suicidal..Standing on the edge of a cliff"...... So I poked him
47
56
←Rate |
02-16-2011 22:37
Comments (
0
)
I'm sorry if you cant understand, but I need a Radio inside my hand!!!
15
22
←Rate |
02-16-2011 22:08 by
migasjoe
Comments (
1
)
They're called "Skinny Jeans". Not "Make You Skinny Jeans..
87
16
←Rate |
02-16-2011 21:59
Comments (
0
)
When things in your life don't add up, use math. It solves problems!
23
18
←Rate |
02-16-2011 21:58 by
eaglet1122
Comments (
0
)
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my azz .
31
14
←Rate |
02-16-2011 21:55 by
@_TATTED_
Comments (
1
)
«Prev
«1
5227
5228
5229
5230
5231
5232
5233
5234
6446
Next»
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com