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   messageicon used to be a deep-sea diver but I quit because I couldn't stand the pressure
←Rate | 02-17-2011 05:47 by zool Comments (0)  


   messageicon Censorship makes me sooo (bleeping) angry
←Rate | 02-17-2011 05:40 by snagglepuss Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to pizza hut and there was sign outside .It said "look out for the new Menu"... I walked in and it and it hit me in the back of the head
←Rate | 02-17-2011 05:32 by congo jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!
←Rate | 02-17-2011 05:25 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎1. Go to Google maps. 2. Go to 35 Sampsonia Way, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania. 3. Click street view. 4. Turn the view around. 5. ??? 6. lol
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:49 by ptv Comments (2)  


   messageicon What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:49 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon White Castle; because I like my chicken in the form of cheerio's
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:20 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon blah. with all this warm weather, the opportunities to write my name in cursive in the snow are disappearing.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 02:18 by ptv Comments (0)  


   messageicon A beautiful girl without a personality, is like a Lamborghini without an engine.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 01:44 by @knicksplayer Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand the point of the Shake Weight; if you need weights, wouldn't you already jiggle enough???
←Rate | 02-17-2011 01:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn you advertise commercial that "Big Time Rush ft Snoop Dogg -Boy Friend" Imvoluntary stuck on repeat in my Head....!!!
←Rate | 02-17-2011 00:59 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I was young I used to think cheerios was doughnut seeds.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 00:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We need a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings.like,"Well I'm bored let's go brush our teeth"!
←Rate | 02-17-2011 00:29 by Mmz Comments (1)  


   messageicon im gonna put a ringtone of a baby crying and put it in a case. Then when it rings I will start punching the bag saying shut up BI*CH!!
←Rate | 02-17-2011 00:28 by @_TATTED_ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Standing outside on my front lawn with my pants down waiting for Google Earth to pass by and take a picture
←Rate | 02-16-2011 22:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a friend on Facebook who's status said "Suicidal..Standing on the edge of a cliff"...... So I poked him
←Rate | 02-16-2011 22:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry if you cant understand, but I need a Radio inside my hand!!!
←Rate | 02-16-2011 22:08 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon They're called "Skinny Jeans". Not "Make You Skinny Jeans..
←Rate | 02-16-2011 21:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When things in your life don't add up, use math. It solves problems!
←Rate | 02-16-2011 21:58 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my azz .
←Rate | 02-16-2011 21:55 by @_TATTED_ Comments (1)  




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