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   Jesus is ALIVE! Happy Easter

   It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.

   I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year

   Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!

   Easter is coming up soon. the parents with multiple kids are kinda lucky......you'll have more than 1 chocolate bunny in the refrigerator & we know they like to reproduce.....never-ending supply of chocolate

   can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.

   "I'm dreaming of a white...easter," said no one EVER!

   I'm sick to death of these letters from the City of College Station bullying me to mow my grass! If Walmat can prepare for Christmas 3 mths in advance why can't I do the same for Easter!!!??

   @cpaman1981: Easter is on April 20th this year or as in the folks in Colorado and Washington call it, Sunday

   2 hours ago · WOW... I think Easter is getting here earlier and earlier....apparently I missed Justin Bieber's neighborhood egg hunt.

   If I could have a moment of your time I'd just like to say, Happy Easter everyone.

   Just saw a store that already has Easter decorations out

   Next Easter falls on 4/20. If that's not a sign from God that weed should be legalized, I don't know what is.

   I don't care what people say, Little Bunny Foo Foo was a bully to field mice!!!

   Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.

   Well it appears coming soon to a store near you...The Morning After Pill. Marketed in fun filled colors and your favorite cartoon characters. You can choose from flintstone, gummy bear, buggs bunny, or any of your favorite Disney characters...

   The after Easter prices of Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are one of life's simple but not quite free pleasures.

   Check out a new church for the first time for Easter Sunday. When the pastor said, "would all the first time visitors please stand up", The whole church stood up with me! (Ö_Ö)

   must of had the laziest Easter Bunny come over to the house. He didn't bother to color or cook any of the eggs...plus he hid them all in my fridge.

   Happy Jesus day aka Easter. +