Exercise Funny Status Messages

   I'm thinking about buying an exercise bike, my treadmill works fine for laying my pants on, but it won't accommodate hanging shirts on hangers.

   Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?

   My doctor says I should exercise. Uh, excercise. That's that thing where you have to move, right?

   I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those 'eat right and exercise' fads.

   If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . .

   All those exercise videos are worthless, I bought and watch them over and over and not lost one lb

   I would do anything to be hot, except eat healthy and exercise

   I need a female exercise partner. When I say exercise I mean emotionless sex.

   You know you have been married too long when the only heavy breathing going on in the bedroom is when someone uses the exercise equipment.

   They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes and 15 seconds once every 3 months ain't going to shift your beer belly is it.

   I don't get it with these weight loss pills that say "along with diet and exercise" they can help you lose weight. Come on. The whole point of taking a weight loss pill should be so I don't have to diet and exercise.

   Good thing Obama cancelled the joint military exercise with Egypt next month. I'm sure that will teach the Egyptian army a lesson!

   Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

   There's only one kind of exercise I know and its the beer run.

   If exercise eliminates excess fat how come some people have double chins?

   My middle finger seems to get more exercise on Monday than any other day of the week.

   Does running out of money count as exercise?

   I do 50 sit-ups between each glass of wine so don't question my commitment to exercise.

   Dear skinny gym girls... exercise and yoga pants don't fix ugly.

   Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I just lie down until it goes away...