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   messageicon If I didn't drink, how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
←Rate | 06-30-2013 13:55 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember a few years ago when Jamie Foxx said Miley Cyrus would end up on a stripper pole and he had to apologize? I think everyone owes Jamie Foxx an apology.
←Rate | 08-26-2013 09:35 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Rod's attorney just accused MLB of causing an unsafe playing environment. He might be right since the playoffs present A Rod with a choking hazard.
←Rate | 11-01-2013 09:52 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl, you had me at "what the phuck are you doing in my closet?!"
←Rate | 06-22-2013 12:05 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage counseling... because sometimes your wife needs to hear from a professional that she's being a bîtch.
←Rate | 06-28-2013 17:52 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?
←Rate | 06-21-2013 20:13 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder who Jason Waterfalls is and why TLC didn't want him to go?
←Rate | 08-19-2013 08:37 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Magician: Now I will cut the woman in half. Me: Why turn one problem into two?
←Rate | 07-30-2013 09:30 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women don't fart because they can't stop talking long enough to build up pressure.
←Rate | 08-20-2013 08:17 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear skinny gym girls... exercise and yoga pants don't fix ugly.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 20:56 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon If thought bubbles appeared magically above my head I would be so screwed.
←Rate | 06-25-2013 21:57 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon We fought for independence so we wouldn't have to care about the royal baby.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 08:41 by Willis Comments (1)  


   messageicon What do frozen beer, burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common? Some idiot didn't take it out in time.
←Rate | 10-13-2013 09:20 by Willis Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just tried to view on my Facebook (a look back) movie and had to agree that I was 18 or older before proceeding.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 15:59 by Willis Comments (0)  



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