Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I wonder what's trending right now...

   Wait a min..she aint had a job in 2 years..And she had 10 lawyers?? Public Defender my ass...I guess its a good thing she wasnt a black girl named Peaches..Cuz she would have been Sh*t out of Luck...

   BREAKING NEWS: Florida 1st state of the union to legalize murder..

   Don't worry, they'll probably get Casey Anthony when she tries to steal back her sports memorabilia...

   Can yall imagine what Thanksgiving is going to be like in the Anthony home this year...AWKWARD!!

   if you like to plank you're a w*nk

   waiting to see the FB pics from Casey Anthony going out tonight.

   thinks Casey Anthony and OJ need to get together and compare notes....

   Get her Dexter!

   It's better Casey Anthony is found not guilty. Let her try and survive amongst the public.

   These are the same people who couldn't press a damn voting ballot which resulted in "hanging chads!"....LMAO!!

   I think Nancy Grace is the first woman to ever experience blue balls....

   Looks like Casey Anthony will be available to baby sit my children tonight afterwards!!

   Casey might not be guilty right now, but just wait till she meets God

   Casey Anthony just landed a new job as Obama's new abortion czar.

   I hope Casey Anthony's punishment involves cleaning the children's ball pit at McDonald's......

   Yesterday: Blew up some stuff by using illegal fireworks, drank too much beer, drove too fast., fired a gun. Ahhhh, Freedom America style!

   I sincerely hope you get stung by a jelly fish so I can finally pee on you without having to explain myself to the authorities.

   Things I'm angry about in 2011: 1) No hoverboards.

   The difference between "INVOLVED" & "COMMITTED" is like an Egg & Bacon Breakfast, the chicken was INVOLVED and the pig was COMMITTED.