love Funny Status Messages

   Don't love someone so much that you stop watching p 0rn!

   You call it the love of your life, I call it a bottle of liquor.

   It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions...... * Ummm, Kids,, I meant my kids

   FACT: Cops love donuts.... just not when you do them on a four lane highway.

   I love intelligent women with high I.Q.s, but man it sure makes keeping track f the lies a pain in the ass..!

   Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love, I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test.

   I will fake love and take full advantage of you .

   I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to him for no apparent reason

   Oh, I would love to stay for your yoga class....but, I think I would rather floss with barbwire or give myself a tattoo.

   Some people hope their search for happiness ends in love and fulfillment, I just hope mine ends in minimal bloodshed and no felony charges.

   Can you fall in love through a rifle scope?

   I'm not h0m0ph0bic, I love my house!

   I would love to send so many people on One-way trip to Mars.

   I love you and you ignore me, I ignore you and you love me.

   It would seem there's a weird pleasure in loving someone who doesn't love you.

   I love my new wood heater. Women actually want to take their clothes off for a change

   I love that part of a healthy relationship where you realize what a psychopath your ex was.

   If you're looking for an ambitious girlfriend, I'd like you to know that I love being on top.

   I wish I loved anything as much as New Yorkers love to tell you they're from New York.

   I love you weirdos. I don't care if you're not accepted by the outside world or your own families.