friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   guna name his daughter friday so I can take her to work with me on mondays and feel better about my day

   O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekday

   O Friday, O Friday! wherefore art thou Friday? Deny thy other weekdays and refuse thy work hours. Or if thou wilt not, just hurry up and get here already.

   Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here...

   Happy+Friday=much fun......

   it's friday the 13th and storming. Not gonna lie, I'm half expecting Jason to come knocking on my door...

   I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"

   We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

   Its Friday 13th,an unlucky day.To counteract that you could try a Rabbits Foot or a Lucky Horseshoe. Horseshoes usually bring good luck today,but never trust a horse that wears high heels & remember to never trust a rabbit that tries to sell you his foot.

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!

   not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!

   would like to wish everyone a Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs...!

   loves Fridays but Friday the 13th is so stressfull. You have to watch out for black cats, don't walk under a ladder, open an umbrella inside and watch out for guys named Jason with machettes.

   out clubbing this weekend. I'm going to beat my record of 12 baby seals.

   ...Chelsea Clinton got married this past weekend. Great to see Chelsea grow from an awkward, homely child to an awkward, homely adult.

   Brett Favre told the Vikings he is retiring today, but also said he will sign his new contract by Friday.

   Has come to the conclusion that the weekend is a man, it comes too quick then you don't hear from it for a week!!

   In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

   its the weekend so live it up, charge it down, puff it off, smash a line, blow out blind and destroy your mind!!

   A bread factory burned down over the weekend. No one was injured however the place is toast.