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   messageicon if it were not for mimosa's...I would not reach my daily recommended allowance of Vitamin C
←Rate | 08-20-2010 18:29 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon finally got a new coffee maker this morning... actually... its just a new employee at Starbucks.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 16:29 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon note to mistress...if I am ever trapped in a mine or anywhere that TV crews and the WHOLE world is watching...please keep your a** at home..watch it on TV..I will call you when I can....just sayin..lol Happy Thursday...smile
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:26 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon had to tell a friend I needed to reschedule today's activities due to FB Season starting...she texted me back.." What the hell is Facebook Season"...lol happy Sunday..smile
←Rate | 09-12-2010 15:04 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon the most humiliating walk of shame includes a Halloween costume...smile
←Rate | 11-01-2010 15:42 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon during a moment of silence at services last night...my ex girlfriend Stephanie asked what was happening...I said "this is the part of the service where we blow the Shofar"... she said "I'll take care of it...you paid for dinner".
←Rate | 09-29-2011 12:32 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I blocked you on Facebook...what makes you think I want to connect on LinkedIn? just sayin
←Rate | 01-10-2012 20:13 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinks, dinner, drinks....rinse and repeat...happy Friday..smile
←Rate | 08-20-2010 21:25 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently....Charlie Sheen is now suing the tsunami that hit Japan for replacing him as the biggest disaster on TV.
←Rate | 03-14-2011 19:51 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon 12 Days FB gave to me... 12 Chicks I'm blocking... 11 friends just watching... 10 corny topics.... 9 busted barbies... 8 friends complaining... 7 stalkers stalking... 6 party invites... Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeen
←Rate | 12-12-2011 14:12 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


   messageicon every time I hear that jolly fat guy with the red suit and reindeer belt out his familiar "Hoe Hoe Hoe"....I cannot help looking around for my ex girlfriend
←Rate | 12-15-2011 12:19 by celebritygifter Comments (0)  


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