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   messageicon thinks instead of asking why your dog eats out of your cat's litter box, maybe you should be asking why your cat is pooping delicious treats!
←Rate | 07-13-2010 04:07 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't want to brag or make anybody jealous . . . but she can still fit into the earrings she wore in high school!!
←Rate | 06-06-2010 10:59 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's time for us to let the Statue of Liberty hold up that torch with her other arm for awhile.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 23:34 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here...
←Rate | 08-16-2010 00:07 by DAYAM Comments (4)  


   messageicon just spent an hour at Walmart and I no longer believe in evolution.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 06:06 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family!!!
←Rate | 01-24-2011 23:04 by DAYAM Comments (4)  


   messageicon has a new slogan for TSA: Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants!!!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 23:21 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana...
←Rate | 07-10-2010 22:52 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to name her next pet Peeve.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 23:54 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks chicken patties are just really big chicken nuggets...
←Rate | 06-21-2010 08:00 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that Edward Scissorhands should be very much afraid of Edward Rockhands...
←Rate | 07-16-2010 08:00 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon When playing The Telephone Game, I like to whisper to the next person, "I'm going to kill you," and then nod and smile encouragingly.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 22:47 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, does anyone know if the Bears are playing today?
←Rate | 01-23-2011 12:57 by DAYAM Comments (5)  


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