Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Government is trying to control all we do. This is still America correct? I would prefer them not being able to decided for me what websites they feel are "Not good for me mentally or physically"!! LET US LIVE FREE AGAIN CONGRESS, its what are loved ones

   Forget all your "friends" on Facebook.. Wait until your dead and see how many "friends" really show up at your funeral

   that feeling of brotherhood when someone post the same status as you ,but know one like it cuz you posted it first

   I emailed my congressman about SOPA and PIPA. I have no doubt that the government will not care though. . .

   OMG.......If you go on Google's page, the Google loggo is blackout. The too buttons that are left is "Google Search", and "I'm feeling lucky". Unfortunately my project is due and I'm not so lucky. yeesh(-__-)

   I can't believe they murdered him. He was a president! And they found all the missing gold. Check wikipedia for the full story!

   my friend just stopped by to tell me he has a drinking problem.. I told him admitting it is half the battle... he told me loaning him $20.00 is the cure.

   You Basic women need to stop blaming every man for what your basic ass Ex did.

   You won't regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up.

   Since Wikipedia is in blackout today, in protest of online anti-piracy laws, can anyone tell me where the G-Spot is?

   anyone else worried that if Wikipedia goes black, it'll never go back?

   there really a benefit to listening to a Hip Hop CD in shuffle mode?

   BREAKING: Internet Blackout Forces Millions to Interact with Other People

   People who create their own drama, deserve their own karma

   Here's a bit of advice: advi

   FACEBOOK: Where sluts complain about other sluts being sluts.

   Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares.

   I am still wondering when exactly do I become an adult?

   I drink heavily on the weekends so I can be able to deal with my workmates during the week.

   Found my wife's vibrator the other day. Now I'm not saying it was big but I'm seriously thinking about entering it in Robot Wars.