love Funny Status Messages

   The fact that Jay Z scored Beyonce tells me we all have a shot at love, no matter what we look like.

   youre a doll you are flawless, I just cant wait for love to destroy us

   My mom is so bad at texting. She meant to say "I love you" and she accidentally sent "You're a huge disappointment"... lol parents can't text

   Why do fools fall in love? Because smart people know that, odds are, it will end horribly.

   I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”

   Only fools fall in love, so today's the day!

   " Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today." I don't guarantee your front teeth after that.

   Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today.

   Oh, how I love being awake at stupid o'clock

   It's a damn shame that all the people who avoid me can't just come to terms with being in love with me.

   Love Coco Puffs. Hate Popo Cuffs.

   If you love something, set it free... If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans.

   Creationism vs. Darwinism: I love science, yet until they can settle the age old question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"....I'm siding with Creationism.

   With my luck, the love of my life was on that plane.

   The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies,probably because generally they are the same people!

   Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

   I've always had this fantasy to make love to two women......... Like, in the same year

   I'm capable of love but i'm also capable of diarrhea so it's back to square one with me

   I love the smell of a liquor store in the morning!

   If by baby you mean dog, then yes I'd love to see pictures of your baby!