love Funny Status Messages

   All you need to find true love is a gun, some rope and duct tape.

   If king Joffery of GoT and Justin Bieber were to be in a sinking ship, what colour of wet paint would you love to watch dry?

   Someone once said, “Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” So, I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!

   Don't fall in love, learn how to ruin your life all by yourself.

   I love when people make a photo of their kid as their Facebook profile pic so it's like a baby is screaming about gun rights.

   I wish everyone a happy new year, and hope you all have a great 1982. With love, from everyone here at the alzheimers society.

   that horrible moment when you actually fall in love

   The fact that Jay Z scored Beyonce tells me we all have a shot at love, no matter what we look like.

   youre a doll you are flawless, I just cant wait for love to destroy us

   My mom is so bad at texting. She meant to say "I love you" and she accidentally sent "You're a huge disappointment"... lol parents can't text

   Why do fools fall in love? Because smart people know that, odds are, it will end horribly.

   I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. “My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.”

   Only fools fall in love, so today's the day!

   " Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today." I don't guarantee your front teeth after that.

   Don't forget to provide love and support to someone that has absolutely no interest in you today.

   Oh, how I love being awake at stupid o'clock

   It's a damn shame that all the people who avoid me can't just come to terms with being in love with me.

   Love Coco Puffs. Hate Popo Cuffs.

   If you love something, set it free... If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans.

   Creationism vs. Darwinism: I love science, yet until they can settle the age old question, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"....I'm siding with Creationism.