Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Looking at boobs make men live longer, that's why some women don't like it when we look at them.
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04-07-2012 02:49
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Lebron Hairline Don't Respect Him
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04-07-2012 02:40 by FADOLO
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Y.O.C.O. = You're Only Cute Online
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04-07-2012 02:26
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I wear a mouthguard while I sleep. I don't grind my teeth, I just have a lot of enemies.
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04-07-2012 02:25
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Its a damn pity that when someone says, "Imma get mine," usually they're not talking about a diploma.
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04-07-2012 02:24
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Dear Chubby Chasers. Lucky for you, they're not hard to catch.
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04-07-2012 02:23
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I hope you had a better Good Friday than Jesus did.
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04-07-2012 02:21
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My GF did something last night with her mouth that all men love. She shut it.
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04-07-2012 02:20
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Christianity is a complete waste of time and resources.
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04-07-2012 02:17
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Just won the lotto but can't find my ticket
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04-07-2012 00:17 by smeebert
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OH MY LORD!! I nearly sat on the toilet without my android...
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04-07-2012 00:04 by predasa
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I was skeptical at first so I waited to see if the hype was true. And I'll have to say this was a good Friday.......

My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom.
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04-06-2012 22:43 by BEGO
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It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds “friend-zoned” as a relationship status.
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04-06-2012 22:42 by BEGO
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For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
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04-06-2012 22:41 by BEGO
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Best prank call ever: "Hello, Dominos?"... "Yes, how may I help you?"... "What's the number to call Pizza Hut?"
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04-06-2012 22:39 by BEGO
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Word of Advice: No matter what city you live in, no matter where you travel, there will always be douche bags there.
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04-06-2012 22:38 by BEGO
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I guess killer bees have taken a back seat since pit bulls are roaming the streets.
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04-06-2012 22:21
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I am in no condition to talk about you're feelings(I'm a man)
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04-06-2012 21:51
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I hate feeling bad about feeling good about feeling bad.
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04-06-2012 21:50
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