friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   Begining to question my plans to go boating with Robert Wagner this weekend.

   I wonder if my drug dealer is going to have any Black Friday deals.

   I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.

   It's Friday, Saturday's less hungover neighbor.

   In life everything has a Yin & a Yang. Without demoralizing Monday mornings, there would be no debaucherous Friday nights.

   The weekend crowd here is hard to please.

   WARNING: If you forget Daylight Savings Time ends this weekend, you may come in early and inadvertently make Monday an hour longer.

   Huh?,, Daylight Saving Time is this weekend?,,,,I'm not going to lose any sleep over it

   Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, "What are you doing this weekend?"

   I've reached that time of day on a Friday afternoon when I know I'm not going to get anything worthwhile done so the only solution is to not even bother

   I have to remind myself this weekend there will be many Halloween parties. So don't go by instinct and start shooting zombies in the head.

   Clemson Vs Georgia Tech this weekend........ Up for Clemson....... Down for Georgia Tech

   Seems kinda strange we couldn't get even one post mortem pic of Bin Laden but nobody seems to mind Gadhafi showing up at back yard picnics and local supermarket meat freezers like he's starring in the sequel to "A Weekend At Bernie's".....Go figure!

   Friday Night. I've missed you. You've been coy and bashful all week long. So you abide by the "lady in the street but a freak in the bed" motto. Oh... I see we see eye to eye. I'll be waiting for you when the sun does down.

   It's casual Friday. Go give your boss the finger!

   It smells like... FRIDAY!! (In case your sniffers busted.=)

   Mark your calendar - Valentines weekend, 2013. Die Hard 5: A Good Day to Die Hard.

   Wishing all my facebook friends a fantasmagorical weekend filled with fun, sun, and...hang on a sec....huh?....okay, it's supposed to rain all weekend so never mind.

   I drank so much this weekend, that if Dracula bit my neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

   Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex! Now that I have your full attention, its weekend for god's sake, log off and go out there and enjoy your life dammit!