Friday Funny Status Messages

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!

   not a Paraskevidekatriaphobic!!! Happy Friday The 13th everyone!!!

   would like to wish everyone a Friday the 13th filled with horny teenagers and not machete wielding maniacs...!

   loves Fridays but Friday the 13th is so stressfull. You have to watch out for black cats, don't walk under a ladder, open an umbrella inside and watch out for guys named Jason with machettes.

   Brett Favre told the Vikings he is retiring today, but also said he will sign his new contract by Friday.

   In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

   pole dancin on a numba 2 pencil... IT'S FRIDAY!!!

   dancing on a table. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, BABY!!!!

   In a Relationship w/ Friday. "I'm really happy to see you again, you know how much I love you and miss you. Although we only see each other once a week, you never fail to make me happy. What I really like the most about you is that UNLIKE GIRLS, you don't

   put your hands in da air and wave 'em like you just don't care 'cause it's Friday!

   I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...

   Dear Friday: You have been gone all week, no visit, no call, no nothing. For some reason your absense doesn't bother me, I am glad to see you again...so is my liver, Cheers!

   ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar *´¨`*:.☆ HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!

   getting ready for May 21st (this Friday) which is Talk Like Yoda Day...practicing we should be, hmm?

   I love it when Friday is in town :))))) because she always brings her friends Saturday and Sunday along too!

   Friday...the dirty librarian of the days of the week...she starts out all respectable but by 11 o'clock you know some crazy sh#ts going down...

   says Happy Friday @ 5:00 pm! If an ice cold, tall, 22 ounce Miller Lite is wrong, I dont wanna be right...

   A friday with out Booze is like a Church without a priest...

   April is Alcohol Awareness Month and being Friday and all.... tonight I will make special plans to investigate alcohol all night long... Now that I have made you aware...I have done my part !

   You know those couples where the wife is 40 something and looks like 20 something, and the husband makes over 100k and the teenagers are respectful and good looking and they go out to eat together on Friday nights as a family? I HATE those people!