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   messageicon Seriously, someone needs to invent snacks in bags that don't make noise when you open them late at night.
←Rate | 12-05-2010 13:33 by AJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every time I found something to eat in the refrigerator, I feel like I found a treasure.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 08:27 by AJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Seriously, I put seriously at the beginning of the sentence to make me sound more serious even when I'm not.
←Rate | 12-08-2010 10:41 by AJ Comments (1)  

   messageicon Apparently, it is nearly impossible for men to beat a women in any argument, because men have a need to make sense.
←Rate | 01-15-2011 02:48 by Aj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Jesus take the wheel, I'm updating my status.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 02:45 by Aj Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you havent practice your alibi in front of the mirror, you haven't been in-love.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 22:52 by AJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some things are meant to be just once in a life time. -Sincerely, One Night Stand
←Rate | 01-31-2011 06:19 by Aj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Headline in the paper: "Woman beats off rapist!" Well, that was probably a fair trade anyway.
←Rate | 11-16-2013 19:05 by AJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering why facebook bothers to give us the option of "It's Complicated" in a relationship status. Aren't all relationships complicated because girls are complicated by nature?
←Rate | 03-13-2011 07:38 by Aj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa, please let me take a look of your good girls gone bad list.
←Rate | 12-13-2010 04:45 by AJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Chocolate, candy and flowers def got her in the mood until she asked me where I got the pretty roses from.. I guess the Cemetery after work was not a good answer \ :O /
←Rate | 05-09-2014 00:30 by AJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon YES!!! I knew it... The world will not end in 2012 - I just found a condom in my wallet that expires in 2013.
←Rate | 08-01-2010 04:50 by AJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon In a Relationship w/ Friday. "I'm really happy to see you again, you know how much I love you and miss you. Although we only see each other once a week, you never fail to make me happy. What I really like the most about you is that UNLIKE GIRLS, you don't
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:04 by AJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon About the Facebook IPO...want to get rich..(ofcourse ye do..!!)..here is the plan.. 1)Wait for the IPO.. 2)Expect a big buying fury...making the stock to spiral upwards.. 3)wait... 4)Then lets all of us..yes..all 800odd million of us not visit Facebook fo
←Rate | 02-04-2012 09:32 by AJ Comments (1)  

   messageicon What did the firefighter at Paul Walker's crime scene say first " Well Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr. Walker is still one of the hottest guys in Hollywood "
←Rate | 12-06-2013 01:12 by AJ Comments (0)  


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