Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Do this mean no mo guvment cheese? 
Sooooooooo.... Since the NSA isn't watching right now, I can say whatever I want.... right?
Happy "GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN" DAY...again everyone
The New TV show the "HOSTAGE" should of been about how government hold its Citizens hostage....Oh wait a minute... isnt it?
God I hate T-Party
Just like the Government....I feel shut-down when my wife talks too much too....
The guys at Home Depot must take classes to know exactly what I meant by "the little thing next to that one piece with the round thing."
Why does FB show me people I "may" know, LAWD these are ugly people, stop it!
If our Government shuts down how much Electricity will we save?
CNN Breaking news: Due to Government Shutdown, all the aliens in Area 51 have been released......
When Iran and Syria are able to compromise more then Republicans, you know our country has a problem.
This shutdown seems to be bringing out the inner-retard in everyone.
GOP= Greed Over People
CNN Breaking news: Grand Canyon is closed, please don't look if you are driving or flying through.....
"okay okay...I'm up" - Green Day
Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
With the gov't shutdown, who will protect our borders? Asking for an amigo...
Inner beauty is just code for when we go out you're buying your own drinks.
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
Adam and Eve had two kids, both boys. But there were new babies born after. This story is in the same book that claims incest is wrong. 