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   messageicon I don't think my Neighbor's wife watches porn, I have been cleaning her pool for 3 hours now and she still hasn't invited me inside :/
←Rate | 02-10-2014 19:54 by Ajdo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I knew my Girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with Chelsea but Chelsea was laying right next to me. SMH
←Rate | 12-04-2015 12:12 by Ajdo Comments (0)  

   messageicon So I Went to pick up my date for homecoming, Her father said make sure she is home and in bed before 11PM, I Said " Don't worry Sir, I'll have her in bed by 830" :D
←Rate | 10-03-2013 13:47 by Ajdo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking News : Shots Fired at Capitol Hill, In Other Words Olympus Has Fallen \ :O /
←Rate | 10-03-2013 15:04 by Ajdo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore I was wearing one but I was still shot by the woman's husband
←Rate | 06-26-2014 15:26 by Ajdo Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hey Baby, My Magic watch says you don't have any underwear on" "Oh, You do?" "It must be 15 Minutes fast ' :)
←Rate | 12-04-2013 09:56 by Ajdo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pro tip:When women want to be held, hold em When they're sad, love em When they're drunk, try for butthole. It's easier when they're drunk \ :D /
←Rate | 10-25-2013 09:30 by Ajdo Comments (0)  


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