friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   if Satruday is Small Business Saturday, then black Friday is Fortune 500 Friday!!

   Anything that requires my presence before 4 pm on a weekend is an obligation, not recreation...

   Ready, Set, Weekend !

   Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend..

   It's Friday night and you're sitting at home on Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHA same

   So if you ever want to experience the closest thing to a zombie apocalypse, all you have to do is wait in line for Black Friday at your nearest Wal-Mart...

   Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....

   At the movies now... Frankenweenie, Fun Size, and Here Comes the Boom. Sounds like a typical weekend in college.

   Had a most interesting conversation this weekend with Jet Li and Conan O'Brian during a private flight back from Morocco about how pathetic it is when average people get on Facebook & pretend that their lives are far more exciting than they actually are.

   The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.

   Its Friday, Anything worth doing is worth doing weird.

   If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day

   You're weird, sarcastic, narcisistic, rude and seem like a witch. My only question is, Are free for a date next weekend?

   Going to the mall this weekend and trying on extra small shirts so I can remember what it feels like to be hugged

   I'd like to be so rich I forgot what country I left my private jet at after a crazy weekend

   Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.

   I can't wait until next weekend's episode of the best reality show on tv... So You Think You Can Ref...

   Another weekend.. another opportunity to ruin a woman for all other men who may follow in her life.

   I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend

   hope the USA lands another toy car on a planet this weekend to cover up the humilating 6th place in the Paralympics