nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   my drinking team has a football problem

   Tap, tap, tap,..is this thing on?. If it is all the same to you guys, can we skip right past Baseball season and move right on up to Football? Just a thought...

   Waiting 4 the day when 1 of the tri-nations lands(new zealand,australia and south africa)figures out how 2 play american football.then we'll own that sh!t 2.just as we did with england and their rugby lmao.

   It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

   watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide

   The Washington Redskins: Where pro football players go to let there career die.

   The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public :-)

   wondering if the city of Pittsburgh is proud that Ben Roethlisberger has the same number of superbowl wins as he does rape accusations?!

   thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get!

   There should be one trained bear on each side for special teams plays in football

   I saw a U.F.O at a football game the other night. It was just hangin there! And then it sent me a message,in big bright shiny letters. It told me I was gonna have a good year.

   Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you

   playing backyard football with Betty White and Abe Vigoda....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit.

   not saying that "The Who" are old, but half of the people watching the superbowl last night were wondering "Who are those guys playing the CSI theme song?"

   supports the elderly by watching the Superbowl Halftime show.

   You do know that COLTS stand for Count On Loosing The Superbowl!!

   Use Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on e-bay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Saints Football Team"....

   - Why pay for a comedian, when you can watch liverpool play football

   Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on eBay?? I put in a bid for a "Mickey Mouse outfit" and now it seems I am only 15 minutes away from owning the "Dallas Cowboys Football Team"..

   has decided that TVs are only made for two things, football and porn. Both are actually very different, one is were sweaty men pile on top of each other and the other one is just football.