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   messageicon not saying that "The Who" are old, but half of the people watching the superbowl last night were wondering "Who are those guys playing the CSI theme song?"
←Rate | 02-08-2010 18:29 by dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon marriage is a natural defense mechanism designed to help us overcome our fear of death.
←Rate | 04-17-2010 10:07 by dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon Recipe for disaster: A dash of stupidity combined with copious amounts of greed and prepared by the government.
←Rate | 08-13-2010 09:16 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I don't appear to be listening to you, don't take it personal. I am just not interested in what you're saying.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 13:07 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon as anxious as a biker in front of a Toyota
←Rate | 03-07-2010 13:25 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate Cliches. They're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
←Rate | 05-10-2010 12:17 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is my facebook. This is my gun. This is for posting this is for fun
←Rate | 03-31-2010 18:52 by dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tonight on Glenn Beck. Osama was killed on 5/1, exactly 66 years to the day after Hitler. if you add 5+1 you get 6. 66 years later on 5/1 (6) you get, now stay with me, 666. Osama was the anti-christ, tonight on Glenn Beck.
←Rate | 05-02-2011 17:50 by Dane Comments (0)  

   messageicon Meteor Shower! Yeah, right NASA. We know better.
←Rate | 08-13-2010 09:19 by Dane Comments (0)  


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