love Funny Status Messages

   I think it is funny as hell. Then again I love my own brand of comedy!!

   Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!

   Life is too short to care about being skinny. I LOVE FOOD. Plus, there's plenty of time to be skinny when I'm dead.:-)

   I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

   In general, girls don't like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.

   I've been burnt by love before. Not in heart broken sort of way but in a the candle wax was a bit to hot way.

   Love songs are liars.

   Having lived and loved, I can tell you that life is the constant and love is the variable.

   I've gotta have more people in my life that love my elbows.. .

   Trust me when I say its better to walk in on both of your parents making love than just one of them !

   Honk if you love peace and quiet.

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem... In history: A war... In chemistry: A reaction... In art: A heart...In me: You...

   They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We'll see.

   I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up... cause, you know... I'm still looking for ideas.

   I love how bouillon cubes come in bright shiney yellow (chicken flavored) and red (Beef flavored) packages, I am set for halloween trickery.

   To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful

   Love how you keep me warm and make me feel safe. Never a scornfull word or negative comment. Always pick me up when I am feeling down. You smell good all the time and are steaming with pleasure.......Coffee, I think I love you........

   It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

   Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

   Dear Me, You are the sexiest thing to walk this Earth! Love, Me