love Funny Status Messages

   I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

   In general, girls don't like to be described as “beefy”. Even if you love beef.

   I've been burnt by love before. Not in heart broken sort of way but in a the candle wax was a bit to hot way.

   Love songs are liars.

   Having lived and loved, I can tell you that life is the constant and love is the variable.

   I've gotta have more people in my life that love my elbows.. .

   Trust me when I say its better to walk in on both of your parents making love than just one of them !

   Honk if you love peace and quiet.

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem... In history: A war... In chemistry: A reaction... In art: A heart...In me: You...

   They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We'll see.

   I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up... cause, you know... I'm still looking for ideas.

   I love how bouillon cubes come in bright shiney yellow (chicken flavored) and red (Beef flavored) packages, I am set for halloween trickery.

   To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful

   Love how you keep me warm and make me feel safe. Never a scornfull word or negative comment. Always pick me up when I am feeling down. You smell good all the time and are steaming with pleasure.......Coffee, I think I love you........

   It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up.

   Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

   Dear Me, You are the sexiest thing to walk this Earth! Love, Me

   love can conquer anything, no matter how bad it gets it can always be forgiven by agreeing to put it behind you and getting on with being happy together.

   ALL UR LIES you SAID, ' I love U' WAS MY FAVOURITE

   Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath