Friday Funny Status Messages

   Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend..

   It's Friday night and you're sitting at home on Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHA same

   So if you ever want to experience the closest thing to a zombie apocalypse, all you have to do is wait in line for Black Friday at your nearest Wal-Mart...

   Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....

   The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.

   Its Friday, Anything worth doing is worth doing weird.

   Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.

   Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

   Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.

   I do declare douchebaggery and shenanigans! Happy F-Off Friday

   there such a thing as a bad friday?

   Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!

   Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Samuel Adams and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.

   went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav

   Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.

   Welcome to " Its Friday, b!tch3s!" You may place your attitudes in a laid back or don't give a phock position, underwear is optional, and as always, thank you for joining us on this weekend adventure!!

   Cheers to Friday & the weekend, but most of all thanks to good weather & friends who will get together!!!

   Friday the 13th is such a bunch of crap..... hang on, going to go see what this guy in a hockey mask wants at the door.... it's not even hockey season, what an idiot.... brb

   ...the brain brings up the most beautiful thoughts while trying to sleep..."hey...when was the last time we discussed ghosts , haunted mansions and serial killers in hockey masks.."...Happy Friday 13th...

   It's Friday! Time to mute your conscience and party!