love Funny Status Messages

   I love you so much that there's almost no chance I'd use you as a human shield against a Navy SEAL'S attack.

   I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen.

   Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.

   the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.

   "I don't care what political party you lean towards, what religious denomination you claim or what side of the tracks you live on, I love you anyways. Whether you like it or not."

   3 words, 8 letters. 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU!

   Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby"

   Just gunna stand there and steal my fries...? But thats alright because I love your massive thighs...

   Women and tax forms have a lot in common…Men love to cheat on them.

   was thinking tonight, if your parents sent you to school with a giant "lunchable" pack for your lunch everyday, they didnt love you

   You are the most amazing thing I could ever ask for. I love you with all my heart and I hope you never change again because you are perfect the way you are. You mean the world to me in every single way. Love you FB

   Women are like cell phones. They love to be held, talked to, and handled with care. But if you hit the wrong button, they'll disconnect you in a heartbeat...

   I would love to one day use the term "blood, sweat and tears" and have more than just the "tears" part be true.

   Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.

   Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life

   We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

   I love biting the ears and heads off chocolate Easter bunnies.

   A dog ask a cat, "why do you always make love in secret?" The cat answers, "coz we don't want humans to copy us like they did to you dogs"

   ♥ True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥

   Whenever I walk into my local coffee shop, I like to pretend I'm an outlaw walking into an old west saloon. They love it!