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   messageicon Earlier today I passed a street sign that said "Dip". I have an idea, instead of putting in the time and money into the "Dip" sign, how about filling in the dip?? Just a thought. If the bridge went out, would they just put up a sign that said, "River"?
←Rate | 04-30-2011 20:38 by Hoytville Comments (1)  

   messageicon Three questions that dumbfound people: 1) How did Moses part the Red Sea? 2) How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 3) How is Jacob Lusk still on American Idol?
←Rate | 04-30-2011 20:37 by Hoytville Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I don't care what political party you lean towards, what religious denomination you claim or what side of the tracks you live on, I love you anyways. Whether you like it or not."
←Rate | 04-30-2011 20:39 by Hoytville Comments (0)  


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