easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   So my mom just got her citizenship and she wants to change her name to Bunny!!? WTF. I'm dreading the day when I have to introduce her to my fiance. Mom seriously just keep your 10 letter hard to prounounce Asian name!

   Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq.

   Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.

   going to the Playboy mansion looking for the Easter Bunny!

   Easter Bunny to her baby chic: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions!"

   The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs

   no easter bunnies were harmed in the making of this status

   looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs

   volunteering at the nursing home today, she's hiding false teeth instead of Easter eggs for the Easter hunt.

   Happy Easter!!! Remember that laying on your back screeming OH GOD is not a substitue for going to church Sunday

   just had a moment of genius, a chocolate Easter bunny that is filled with the Cadbury Cream Egg filling......YUMMMM!!!

   Wishing all a Happy Easter, and hoping the Easter Bunny craps out a huge chocolate filled egg for you!-)

   Lindt have just released the CHOCOLATE COATED TAMPON..... (but only for the EASTER PERIOD)

   If only I had alzheimer's , then I too could join the easter egg hunt. :(

   How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.

   Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."

   thinks the only reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs is cause he doesn't want anyone to know he screwed a chicken.

   Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?..............Neither did I. I was just asking.

   if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays

   contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!