easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs

   no easter bunnies were harmed in the making of this status

   looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs

   volunteering at the nursing home today, she's hiding false teeth instead of Easter eggs for the Easter hunt.

   Happy Easter!!! Remember that laying on your back screeming OH GOD is not a substitue for going to church Sunday

   just had a moment of genius, a chocolate Easter bunny that is filled with the Cadbury Cream Egg filling......YUMMMM!!!

   Wishing all a Happy Easter, and hoping the Easter Bunny craps out a huge chocolate filled egg for you!-)

   Lindt have just released the CHOCOLATE COATED TAMPON..... (but only for the EASTER PERIOD)

   If only I had alzheimer's , then I too could join the easter egg hunt. :(

   How can you tell if your chocolate Easter bunny is male or female? Bite it's head off. If it's hollow,it's a male.

   Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."

   thinks the only reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs is cause he doesn't want anyone to know he screwed a chicken.

   Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?..............Neither did I. I was just asking.

   if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays

   contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!!

   News update! "Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery!"

   hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt