easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!

   thinking about landscaping the back yard with fake Easter grass.

   Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket.

   If the Easter Bunny leaves you Jelly Beans, don't eat the brown ones.

   Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate...

   If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!!!

   If someone says, "why do bad things happen to good people?" Tell them that only happened once in history --- and He volunteered. Happy Easter everyone.

   Nails didn't keep Christ to the cross, His love for you did. Have a Happy Easter.

   You know telling the kids that the Easter bunny is watching just doesn't have the same power as Santa's watching!!!

   If next Friday , the Friday before Easter has always been known as Good Friday ( Which sort of bothered me because it was far from a Good Friday for our Crucified Savior) shouldn't the Friday before Palm Sunday be known at least as Mediocre Friday?

   I typed an essay in Word about a concerned Bugs Bunny. I then saved it as 'Whats Up.doc'

   Happy easter and have a fantastic1982 from all at the alzheimers society ! See you next week at the bonfire and dont forget your swimsuit! X.

   my neighbors put their Christmas decorations up early, so I put my Easter stuff out just to one-up them.

   Theres 2 types of people in this world.. People who have been bitten by the Easter Bunny and people who haven't..

   Just thinking of how confusing it would be to all the little tricker treaters if I dressed up as santa for Halloween, stood next to the Easter Bunny, and handed out eggs......

   So my mom just got her citizenship and she wants to change her name to Bunny!!? WTF. I'm dreading the day when I have to introduce her to my fiance. Mom seriously just keep your 10 letter hard to prounounce Asian name!

   Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq.

   Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.

   going to the Playboy mansion looking for the Easter Bunny!

   Easter Bunny to her baby chic: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions!"