Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I'm so angry at the leaves right now! I'm gonna stand outside and yell at the trees...I'm going to throw rocks at them, stomp my feet and act like a 3 yr old..To really get my point across I'm going to burn pictures of sugar maples! Stop leaves...Stop!!
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11-10-2016 12:33 by mainelife
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Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.
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11-10-2016 11:27 by Fazzella
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Thank God the American Elections are over. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians.

This, too, shall suck.
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11-10-2016 09:43
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Most used homosexual catch phrase - "Im with her"
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11-10-2016 09:30
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Hillary gotta be a kinda special lover. She lost to a black candidate back in 2008, today to a Trump!
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11-10-2016 07:10
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How can folks find time to protest and work a job too? Oh, that's right. Welfare.
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11-10-2016 06:55
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How is America "Great" when in a population of over 300million, the best they could produce was Clinton and Trump to be the World's Police? LOL
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11-10-2016 06:36
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And they called ME the deplorable....
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11-10-2016 06:08
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Clinton supporters, CLASSY BUNCH THEY ARE.
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11-10-2016 06:07
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i guess Trump is now the apprentice.
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11-10-2016 06:00
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5 Stages of Grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Complaining online 4. Complaining online 5. Complaining online

US are specialists in making two countries fight.......Now they are fighting within themselves........Karma you Beauty
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11-10-2016 02:08
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It is like we are always electing stupid people to be our president but I'm glad we are finally getting rid of Obama
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11-10-2016 01:39
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Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home
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11-10-2016 01:09
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People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!
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11-09-2016 22:53
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Will be interesting to see which people in the Democr@t command structure get "Suicided" over the next few weeks.
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11-09-2016 22:34
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Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.
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11-09-2016 22:30
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whelp, let me carry my deplorable ars to bed. . .
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11-09-2016 21:26
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I Wonder if the Bloods ever feel conflicted voting Blue?