Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Trump wins and farmers get scarily closer to their doeling goats all over the midwest

   America: love it or leave it. L left.

   I have a good idea. Instead of spraying a fire hose on protesters, bring out the flame throwers...

   The ole saying is: if you can't beat em join em, but don't join the stupid liberals protesting. . .

   Do you think a time travelling Villain travelled back to 2016 and changed the time stream so Donald Trump could get elected?

   When they go low, we get high. . .

   Defense attorney: "They were on their way to choir practice".

   Hey protesters, they ran out of participation medals. GO HOME, there is nothing for you.

   Hey,,,,Only quitters will say you don't eat the corn dog stick.

   people can cry and cry all they want about who won and who didn't but when you have a 50% voter turnout you have only yourself to blame.

   I'm too lazy to impressive funny on my own,stop with the political crap already,and get back to funny.

   Funny how intolerant all these tolerant people are...

   Hey Hillary! Are there any remaining campaign funds to make a trip to a microphone and ask your supporters to chill out?

   The dust has settled, the votes have been counted, the U.S. has decided on their President. As a country you guys should try to unite and move forward, find common ground, and settle your differences. Democrats, stroke their elephant. Republicans, kiss th

   I don't know whether to be angry with or jealous of my facebook friends who seem to have absolutely zero idea that an election took place.

   The MEDIA is pushing an agenda. It's called "separate and divide". THEIR REIGN IS OVER. Stand Strong. Stand Together.

   I'm so angry at the leaves right now! I'm gonna stand outside and yell at the trees...I'm going to throw rocks at them, stomp my feet and act like a 3 yr old..To really get my point across I'm going to burn pictures of sugar maples! Stop leaves...Stop!!

   Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.

   Thank God the American Elections are over. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians.

   This, too, shall suck.