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   messageicon I'm so angry at the leaves right now! I'm gonna stand outside and yell at the trees...I'm going to throw rocks at them, stomp my feet and act like a 3 yr old..To really get my point across I'm going to burn pictures of sugar maples! Stop leaves...Stop!!
←Rate | 11-10-2016 12:33 by mainelife Comments (0)  


   messageicon Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 11:27 by Fazzella Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank God the American Elections are over. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 11:10 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon This, too, shall suck.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 09:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most used homosexual catch phrase - "Im with her"
←Rate | 11-10-2016 09:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary gotta be a kinda special lover. She lost to a black candidate back in 2008, today to a Trump!
←Rate | 11-10-2016 07:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can folks find time to protest and work a job too? Oh, that's right. Welfare.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How is America "Great" when in a population of over 300million, the best they could produce was Clinton and Trump to be the World's Police? LOL
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And they called ME the deplorable....
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton supporters, CLASSY BUNCH THEY ARE.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i guess Trump is now the apprentice.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 06:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 Stages of Grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Complaining online 4. Complaining online 5. Complaining online
←Rate | 11-10-2016 05:49 by unknown comic Comments (0)  


   messageicon US are specialists in making two countries fight.......Now they are fighting within themselves........Karma you Beauty
←Rate | 11-10-2016 02:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is like we are always electing stupid people to be our president but I'm glad we are finally getting rid of Obama
←Rate | 11-10-2016 01:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thousands protest election of Donald Trump in the streets while millions celebrate the election of Donald Trump quietly at home
←Rate | 11-10-2016 01:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are being paid to protest Trump's election .... Heck .... He's not even President yet and he's already creating Jobs!!!!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will be interesting to see which people in the Democr@t command structure get "Suicided" over the next few weeks.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Liberal people all across the nation are partaking in the new Donald Trump Diet .... It consists of eating a lot of Crow.
←Rate | 11-09-2016 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon whelp, let me carry my deplorable ars to bed. . .
←Rate | 11-09-2016 21:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Wonder if the Bloods ever feel conflicted voting Blue?
←Rate | 11-09-2016 20:32 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  




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