trump Funny Status Messages

   Mickey Mouse is now 81 years old. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head.

   pays tribute to Mickey Mouse who will turn 82 years old this year. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head....

   So Donald Trump is looking to run for president in 2012. I'd vote for him just to watch him tell Obama he's fired ;>)

   watching the Situation's comedy routine on Trump's Roast.. more like The Cancelation.

   I think the "Situation" should be renamed "Regurgitation" after he stunk up the Donald Trump roast!.

   The roast of Donald Trump wouldve been alot funnier with Greg Giraldo mixed in there I loved his jokes on the previous ones.... R.I.P Greg

   Trump wants Obama to show his birth certificate.. In other news, Trump is still trying to find all his marriage certificates.

   NYTimes: If Trump runs in '12, NBC might cancel "Celebrity Apprentice." He just got my vote

   President Obama should of shoved his birth certificate up Donald Trump's @ss

   BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...

   thinks Mr. Trump should ask a more important question next time around like... "Where is Osama Bin Laden?" or better yet, I'm waiting for Obama to ask Trump if his hair is real and to prove it! JUST SAYIN'

   thinks Donald Trump needs to produce a birth certificate for that thing living on his head.

   heard Barack Obama is demanding to see Donald Trump's death certificate.

   What kind of president would Donald Trump be? A combination of George Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Bernie Madoff.

   In all fairness - now that President Obama has shown his long form birth certificate... He should demand Trump to show that his hair is real and to prove it or just finally shut up!! As he's starting to sound crazier than Charlie Sheen!! Winning

   The only reason I would want to see Donald Trump elected as president is so we could see what his hair does when he gets off of that big helicopter...

   The fact that Donald Trump has no sense of humor makes me suspect that he also has no mirror.

   Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!

   thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?

   Trump: OBL is still alive...he is in a cave in the Tora Bora Mountains with Obama's Kenyan birth certificate