love Funny Status Messages

   Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.

   Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.

   Honestly,,,,, I love every single some of you.......

   you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth

   I feel like a MILF because Man I Love Facebook.

   n't it ironic that I hate math, but I love counting money.

   Women must love you because you are the biggest d!ck I have ever seen

   I like getting drunk because I love it when the whole world revolves around me.

   Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."

   Those guys with "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers definitely been caught cheating

   "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody

   Never give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.

   Like if you remember the cereal called "freakies" ...google if you don't ..gotta love the 70's

   Dear MacGuyver,,,I've enclosed a yoyo, three pennies, and mentos... Please save the rainforest.....Love, Snotty

   My dog was starting to take my love for granted so I made her watch one of those really depressing ASPCA animal abuse awareness commercials. This morning she washed my truck and took out the trash.

   HEY,,, I remember when they had Child Protective Services when I was a kid... And her name was Grandma... Love you Gram !

   Bite marks, hickies, and scratches are love notes written in flesh.

   A day without love, sex or booze is just another day closer to death.

   Find what you love and let it kill you.

   Cats. Because why should conditional love only come from family?