love Funny Status Messages

   When I finally meet the love of my life, I hope he appreciates all the time I spent following him and hiding in his bushes.

   when butterflies fall in love...do they feel humans in their stomach?

   Kids these days sure do love taking pictures of mirrors.

   Love's redeeming work is done. Fought the fight, the battle won. Death in vain forbids him rise, Christ has opened paradise! Alleluia he is risen

   I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight.

   Y.O.L.O You Obviously Love Oreos

   Love doesn't ask why, it ask "When and where?"

   I love finding money in my pockets after a night of drinking. It's like a gift to sober me…from drunk me.

   My Mom texted me, "What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?" I answered, "I don't know, love you, and talk to you later." She said, "Ok I'll ask your sisters."

   Fellas; Don't just rush to hit it. Take time to know her, then you'll know how to love her emotionally and physically.

   If you LOVE something, set it free.. If it comes back to you,,,,you love a boomerang

   Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me

   When I'm bored late at night, I text random numbers saying: “You should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here. PS: I love you."

   "Will you love me forever?" She asked. "Of course." I replied, lying beside her...

   I love it when Facebook flirting turns into tearing each other's clothes off and passionate sex.

   I sent that b!tch a smiley face. B!tches LOVE smiley faces

   I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.

   Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing

   Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

   I'm currently killing a twelve pack, and every squirrel within fifty yards of my porch. Love me some Saturdays.