love Funny Status Messages

   “I love Eminem” “The candy?” “No, the rapper” “What's so cool about M&M wrappers?”

   If we're in a car and I love the song on the radio and you turn it down to tell me something, please know that I now hate you

   “In life we all have an unspeakable secret, and irreversible regret, an unreachable dream, and an unforgettable love.” 

   Some people act like they love me and I act like I love them too.

   Dont you just love my t!tt!es? (+ )(- ).. Its just a tit bit nipply in here!

   Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate ; Friends has 7 letter, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying

   Hate Mondays.Annoy Tuesday.Ignore Wednesday.Smile Thursday.Love Friday.Enjoy Saturday.Damn Sunday!

   I LOVE beating women..... to the door so I can hold it open for them

   Love is like a game, Some people Cheat and some prefer to play it fair.

   I do not look at porn online. I watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked.

   Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together.

   We must love and respect one another. Except people who decorate Christmas trees with blue lights. They should be waterboarded.

   On a scale from Casey Anthony to Penn State, how much do you love children?

   I love the instant bowel cleansing I receive after eating McDonald's food!

   remember guys...try to keep her as a love bird...dont do anything to make her an angry bird

   Make love, not war. Hell do both, get married.

   The three phases of love: 1. XOXO 2. XXX 2. EX

   Don't you love it when you're ipod is about to fall, and your headphones saves its life.

   When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff..

   "Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love." sounds a lot better than "let's do it tonight, don't even think about how this will affect our lives later, just sex"