Funny Status Messages

   How is America "Great" when in a population of over 300million, the best they could produce was Clinton and Trump to be the World's Police? LOL

   How can folks find time to protest and work a job too? Oh, that's right. Welfare.

   Hillary gotta be a kinda special lover. She lost to a black candidate back in 2008, today to a Trump!

   Most used homosexual catch phrase - "Im with her"

   This, too, shall suck.

   Thank God the American Elections are over. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians.

   Club Clinton members are freaking out over Milania Trump moving into the White House, yet they're okay with some gender neutral closet-case using the same restrooms as their daughters.

   I'm so angry at the leaves right now! I'm gonna stand outside and yell at the trees...I'm going to throw rocks at them, stomp my feet and act like a 3 yr old..To really get my point across I'm going to burn pictures of sugar maples! Stop leaves...Stop!!

   The MEDIA is pushing an agenda. It's called "separate and divide". THEIR REIGN IS OVER. Stand Strong. Stand Together.

   I don't know whether to be angry with or jealous of my facebook friends who seem to have absolutely zero idea that an election took place.

   The dust has settled, the votes have been counted, the U.S. has decided on their President. As a country you guys should try to unite and move forward, find common ground, and settle your differences. Democrats, stroke their elephant. Republicans, kiss th

   Hey Hillary! Are there any remaining campaign funds to make a trip to a microphone and ask your supporters to chill out?

   Funny how intolerant all these tolerant people are...

   I'm too lazy to impressive funny on my own,stop with the political crap already,and get back to funny.

   people can cry and cry all they want about who won and who didn't but when you have a 50% voter turnout you have only yourself to blame.

   Hey,,,,Only quitters will say you don't eat the corn dog stick.

   Hey protesters, they ran out of participation medals. GO HOME, there is nothing for you.

   Defense attorney: "They were on their way to choir practice".

   When they go low, we get high. . .

   Do you think a time travelling Villain travelled back to 2016 and changed the time stream so Donald Trump could get elected?