love Funny Status Messages

   Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you.

   In life it doesn't matter what people say about you... Most of them f##kers dont even know the real you, so who gives a toss what a bunch of sad twisted plebs think... The people who love and respect you the most know the person you really are.

   I love Halloween. All these slutty outfits have me scared stiff.

   I love Facebook, it makes me feel kinda normal after reading about all of YOUR problems. Thanks people, and thank you Facebook...

   I would love to meet "Wasn't me" and "I didn't do it". They need to be grounded or spanked for causing a lot of trouble here.

   A Real Man doesn't love a million girls, he loves a billion.

   Guy: I love u. Girl: Aww really? Boy: Yep, Its my favorite vowel.

   I love getting fresh clean underwear out of the dryer....I just wish I knew who they belong to!

   Thunder only happens when it's raining..Players only love you when they're playin..

   Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.

   "Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

   Romeo and juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can at least answer my text message.

   Love starts with "You are different" and ends with, "You are all the same".

   Love is free but Loyalty is going to cost you extra.

   People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers.

   I love Halloween because it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Batman and going home with a cheerleader.

   When a couple is so much in love, they are called LOVE BIRDS. When a couple always argues and fight, they are called ANGRY BIRDS.

   I LOVE beating women... ...to the door so I can hold it open for them

   tight end, stuck him, up the middle, sacked him, ball deflected, ball returned, flag is thrown, challenge, incomplete, 2 minute warning, holding, TOUCHDOWN......gotta love Football

   If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.