friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   It's Friday the 13th. Good thing I'm not superstitious, it's unlucky to be superstitious...

   Happy Friday Everyone!!! Hope you all have an awesome weeken... never mind

   Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign to the erotic aisle.

   The only thing Martin Luther King ever did for me was get me a three day weekend.

   You can never rule out the possibility that someone in your life is dead and you've been getting Weekend-at-Bernie'ed.

   GF-So what are you doing on the 14th of february?BF: What day of the week it is?GF: Friday. BF:Leg's,Iam going to do leg's on Friday

   Valentine Day weekend is over. I think Helen Keller plays the role of cupid in my love life.

   Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday

   I've been trying and trying yet so far no luck. I can't seem to get MapQuest to pull up a shortcut to Friday.

   A weekend getaway is a nice way for couples to argue with different scenery.

   playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone

   X says Well, it's easy to tell I'm single. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...

   Watched girls gone wild last night...okay it was store security video during black Friday but still...

   This weekend, I forgot to set the thermostat ahead on my clock,,,, Mine's still set for winter...

   It's my birthday on St Patrick's Day and I'm gonna be drunk all weekend! LET'S GET READY TO STUMMMMBLLLLE!

   Dear Paycheck...I only see you on Fridays...I really wish you would stick around at least through the weekend....

   Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep. Friday night here I come

   The movie “Noah” comes out this weekend. It follows the story of a family trying to survive God's wrath on a giant boat for months. Or as that's more commonly known, a Carnival Cruise.

   Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well

   Thanks for the free weekend offer E-Harmony but my wife said I can't use it.