love Funny Status Messages

   was thinking tonight, if your parents sent you to school with a giant "lunchable" pack for your lunch everyday, they didnt love you

   Women and tax forms have a lot in common…Men love to cheat on them.

   Just gunna stand there and steal my fries...? But thats alright because I love your massive thighs...

   Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to windows 7. He replied "I still love Vista, baby"

   3 words, 8 letters. 3 syllables, 5 vowels, 3 consonants, 2 nouns, one emotion, many meanings, a big lie, a rare truth: I LOVE YOU!

   "I don't care what political party you lean towards, what religious denomination you claim or what side of the tracks you live on, I love you anyways. Whether you like it or not."

   the war on terror will never be won... because they hate us more than they love their children.

   Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.

   I love watching two girls meet each other. It's easily the most fake thing I have ever seen.

   I love you so much that there's almost no chance I'd use you as a human shield against a Navy SEAL'S attack.

   When you love someone truly and unconditionally, age, distance, bank balance, height or weight is just a damn number.

   Girls fall in love with what they hear, Boys fall in love with what they see, that's why girls wear make up and boys lie.

   i love it when I get tailgated on a bumpy road and the driver behind me has no time to avoid the really big pothole that takes away his body kit.

   I love the look of sad laker fans! D-rose is the new league superstar, go sit down Kobe!

   Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.

   Dear women: we don't give a CRAP about eyebrows. Love, men.

   My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

   Love is a sacred thing meant just for two. But there's always that one slut who doesn't know how to count.

   Everything happens for a reason, live it, love it, learn from it! Make your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile :)

   I love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away.