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   messageicon this is just a temporary status...until I think of something better
←Rate | 01-02-2012 22:12 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon i love it when I get tailgated on a bumpy road and the driver behind me has no time to avoid the really big pothole that takes away his body kit.
←Rate | 05-07-2011 07:22 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do people keep asking dogs "whos a good boy then". My dog told me he thinks the question is patronizing.
←Rate | 04-01-2011 23:03 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon I completed one push up without stopping. Normally I go half way then take a break
←Rate | 02-09-2012 04:03 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon i dont mind walking past bushes alone on a dark night. What I do mind is when people start jumping out of them
←Rate | 06-19-2011 09:58 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont ask me about anything thats about to happen last year
←Rate | 12-31-2010 22:53 by mtravica Comments (3)  


   messageicon Im good at peeling potatoes and my cooking is terrible. I have always dreamed of working in a prison kitchen.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 01:12 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm wearing the boxer shorts with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail...
←Rate | 04-08-2012 22:21 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon its midnight and theres a party next door. I dont know what to bring. I think I'll bring my lawnmower
←Rate | 02-29-2012 22:10 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon Elderly drivers. Pressing the pedal on the right will make your car go a little faster. Forget all that rubbish about suffocating at speeds above 20 kmh. It was all a myth.
←Rate | 10-04-2011 18:35 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon middle of the night and in my boring backyard. No gold to dig up and no dead bodies to bury...sigh
←Rate | 01-09-2012 08:51 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon the guy that drives behind me normally chewing his finger was eating a pizza this morning. I was curious to find out the topping so I hit the brakes suddenly. It was pineapple and ham
←Rate | 09-04-2011 21:12 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon My update for the week. See you next week.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 23:34 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor is sleeping off his hangover on my front lawn again. I think he needs another drink.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 07:50 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching a cooking show full of dumb hosts and arrogant chefs. Yes, I think they should all try the smelly sauerkraut water - and choke to death.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 09:11 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon FEMALE SHOP assistants. When a car mechanic comes to your till, add on a selection of random items they didn't know they needed, and charge them $50 labour costs for the transaction.
←Rate | 09-15-2011 21:01 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon it was a JOKE that I had my status as female on facebook....i have changed that...now can people please stop calling me "chicky babe"
←Rate | 12-27-2010 00:54 by mtravica Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating chocolate+ shooting singing cats with my water gun= happiness
←Rate | 08-28-2011 09:30 by mtravica Comments (0)  

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